Royal Rumble 2017 [review]

Hola amigos! Remember the Rumble? Yeah, me too. Even though I don’t want to. But since my psychiatrist said ignoring isn’t good for ones health, let’s work through it.

This time I’ll try a bit of a different review style. Let’s see how it works.

Broken Tables

They went for other tables first! Killed the US announce table and used the German table (Which didn’t break – German show offs!).


I usually don’t hate that much on the commentary since it’s certainly I tough job but man Lawler, Saxton, Otunga…suck. This time especially Lawler’s fucking ‘what’ even for average jobber entrances…like WTF?!

The Matches

Naomi, Nikki Bella & Becky Lynch def. SmackDown Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss, Mickie James & Natalya

Well yeah, pre-show. Happened.

Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson def. Cesaro & Sheamus to win the Raw Tag Team Championships

Good match as always. Too bad that Sheamus and Cesaro are done already. They were really fun! But good for the Club to finally be taken serious.

Nia Jax def. Sasha Banks

Squash. Dafuq?!

Raw Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair def. Bayley

The Crowd

At least the crowd was on fire. Always tried to stay in the game (except for the cruiserweight match) and was on point with the chant when Reigns came in: This is Bullshit. Full ack!

What were your thoughts about the RR?

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